Peter was just moving to clock Titus something fierce, when the man kissed him. And then there was a roaring of his taint, a beam of sunlight hitting him.

And then the whole body swap thing.

Peter took it amazingly in stride. Not the first, or even the second time he found himself in a body that was different from his own. Taint made him change appearance, and kicked his lungs something fierce... Void Dragon made him a god... Purification screwed his system harder. Then the Virus... Peter landed gracefully, and after getting a sense for the body, shot straight into the coat. And there was the sound of something being torn open. And then munching.

Peter had found his stash of candy. And was in a body where he was not always hungry. The rest of them could go to hell for a few minutes. Jelly Bellys had to be eaten. Had to be eaten NOW! And there was a can of Dr. Pepper Peter would need to have Titus open for him so he could drink it... Wait, no, that wouldn't work. Pink haired menace would drink the Doctor Pepper himself. That plan was out the window.

Coconut flavour! Omnomnomnom. Peter had logicked himself that there would be some bleed over in his thoughts. Rabbits were basic creatures. Eat, Sleep, Shelter, Sex. Sex could wait, as it always did. CANDY! (For the curious, this is entirely psychosomatic on Peter's part.)

The others were entirely out of mind, as all Peter could see was Jelly Bellys.

It would seem the goat really liked his rabbit, it was amusing to watch the interactions between both of them, and even more so do to the fact Peter scared it so bad it shat itself. She raised an eyebrow when the goat suddenly seemed a bit more mischievous and of course whenever someone told her to avert her eyes she had to look. She watched on with curiosity wondering where this was going to lead, and to her surprise she found herself watching the pink haired male lip lock with the red headed loon.

”OOooooo”

She whistled at the two and waggled her eyebrows, if only to make the situation that more awkward. However she was slightly confused when Titus suddenly was addressing the rabbit like Peter…and Peter was well on the floor not doing much. She tilted her head to the side in a cute confused manner as she tried to make sense of the scene in front of her. Didn’t take her long to realize Titus had done something and the Rabbit was now Peter….and here was Titus acting like it was completely normal….there was a unlady like snort fallowed by a full bout of giggles. She walked over to the munching Peter and grabbed him by the scruff.

”D’aw this look is an improvement loonie…cottontail fits you better now though.”

She giggled and scratched him behind his ears.


”So cute and fluffy now”

Valdis looked at Titus with an amused look upon her features.

”So you can swap peoples bodies? How long will he be like this?”

Titus's eyes widen when he saw Peter's leg go up, Thank god for reflexes! However, even with amazing reflexes, Titus barely dodged the majority of the blow to his neither regions. Peter's shoe did make contact with his inner thy, sending a quick reminder about boundaries and distance of a normal man's kick range. Which by the way was actually rather painful, enough to where it was becoming un-comfrotable to stand still for short periods of time. If there was a bruise on this body, oh so help the gods... Titus's eye twitched in annoyance, really hoping that there wasn't going to be a bruise. " Well, It's what I get for underestimating People. " Titus chuckled, while straitening his posture.

" Well I would say I mark that up as a successful experiment. "

Titus watched as Peter raided his coat pockets for what appeared to be Jelly bellies. Interesting choice to make when you're sudden in a new body, could it be Peter's body switching cherry had already been popped? How fascinating a thought indeed! Out of all the times they had drinks together this could of been a topic of discussion besides work and other boring mundane everyday chatter. With a shit eating grin, Titus looked over at Valdis.

" You're a clever girl. Though when someone tells you to look a way deary it means they are trying to keep you out of trouble." He smirked, giving her a playful wink before turning to look at Peter's original body. Coward in the corner, with large pupils and trembling uncontrollably. " Well good thing Mr. Floppy already shit himself before I did switch them.. Or you and I would be having to deal with a lot more than just a hungry Peter Contain-tail. " Titus smirked, kinda answering Valdis question about if he had switched their bodies. A brow raised as he moved towards the door to look out into the hall way to see if there was anyone.

" They will stay switched until both kiss and make up so to speak. " Titus smirked, reaching into his pocket once again to pull out a syringe that seemed already filled with some kind of clear substance. " I'll have to sedate his original body soon before Mr. Floppy tries to make another break for it. " He sighed, looking over at the now rabbit Peter. " An we will have to sedate him at some point as well... I would hate to loose money because of a simple thing called a grudge. "

A mental note was made. Valdis would be delegated to dealing with that miserable itch that was bothering Peter's lower back. He could not get a titanium backscratcher imported soon enough. Other than that, the rabbit was content to be eating jelly beans. And then someone was removing him. He went limp, trying to drop out of her grip. The scratching was nice, but he really wanted jelly beans! Rabbits could not glare. Peter was listening, this rabbit hearing rather amazingly. Must be the ears. And then when he heard they were going to try to sedate his original body? The rabbit began to shake, it's front legs shaking. There was no way for Peter to laugh in this body, so it just chose to do that. They would have fun with that.

None the less, the scratching felt nice. His muscles were being deadened, he surmised a nervous effect from where she was holding him. Carmilla could have the decency to support the rest of my weight. This is kind of uncomfortable. I'll explain to her how to handle animals when I get back in my body. Kiss the dragon. Sounds like a way to do heroin.

”You do this often then”

Seeing how the rabbit wasting trying to kick, bite, or slaughter her Valdis gently scooped the rest of the rabbit into her arms, continuing to give him scratches.

”I have to say Cottontail this is an improvement; look wise”

Valdis chuckled at the idea of her staying out of trouble, actually that was just down right funny. Her staying out of trouble when someone told her to. She looked down at the Peter Rabbit…really wondering if he should be eating Jelly Bellys in this body.

”….can rabbits eat jelly bellys?...or is Floopsy body going to poop the rainbow?”

Valdis nose scrunched up at the thought of Peter shatting himself….that would be problematic. She looked over at Peter’s body…which was in the most amusing position. Valdis chuckled at the idea of sedating him….or setting him loose into the hospital…also an amusing mental image. Who would have guessed this would be such an interesting hospital visit.

”….Should we attempt to at least get him somewhere other than this room; her brother will probably be showing up for his visit any time now. However that could be amusing as well.”

Valdis looked back down at Peter…this was certainly a curious situation.

”I am assuming you can still understand what we’re saying. Blink once for yes twice for no…or make whatever sounds a rabbit makes….do rabbits make sounds?”

Her more curious nature came about as questions came flooding.